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ᴊᴏɴᴀᴛʜᴀɴ ᴋᴇɴᴛ﹣﹣ sᴜᴘᴇʀʙᴏʏ ([personal profile] kryptomight) wrote2016-07-05 06:31 pm

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i'm sorry this is the first taint to your inbox

[personal profile] bittybat 2018-07-22 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[From a #00CCFF handle.]



u been spotted by.........the $ MONEY GOO$E $
send the $ MONEY GOO$E $ to 3 people or u get scorched
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just because

[personal profile] bittybat 2018-07-22 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
I don't keep up with ridiculous modern lingo.

If it's fire scorched, you would be immune anyway.
bittybat: (me immediately after talking about any)

[personal profile] bittybat 2018-07-22 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
NO.

I wouldn't waste my time sending you a mediocre meme.
Memes are why our generation won't ever take anything seriously.
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[personal profile] bittybat 2018-07-22 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be obtuse. It's not a meme.
I wouldn't give the starter that much credit.

It's a chain letter. Like the ones old people sent in e-mails in 2003.
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[personal profile] bittybat 2018-07-22 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Neither did I. That's not the point.
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[personal profile] bittybat 2018-07-22 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
It's called investigation. Have you seriously never looked back at the Internet over the years when we were at home?

[Wait. Kents. Farm boy. KENTS.]

Nevermind.
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[personal profile] bittybat 2018-07-22 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You’re missing out on the growing stupidity of the human race.
Like that chain letter, for example.

You should send it to Father.
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[personal profile] bittybat 2018-07-22 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You’re too easy to manipulate. We’re going to have to work on that.
whichcraft: the world might do me in but it's all right 'cause i'm with friends (SHADOW ♚ now you see me now you don't)

→ DELIVERY

[personal profile] whichcraft 2018-07-22 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Left out somewhere in the SuperHouse is a little paper sack with three or four cookies tucked inside. The bag is addressed in blue ink to "Jon", and comes with a little note attached:

HI, JON! I KNOW YOUR DAD IS A PRETTY GOOD BAKER, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE THESE. (THEY'RE MY FAVORITE.) ENJOY! BUT DON'T SPOIL YOUR SUPPER OR I'LL BE IN FOR IT. :) --SABRINA

Mysterious! Hopefully he finds it sooner rather than later, because as secrets go it's Not Exactly Subtle.]
whichcraft: mankind invented houses for a reason, okay (NATURE ♚ wow thanks i hate it)

[personal profile] whichcraft 2018-07-23 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, no, cute. And good aim, too. Luckily she's got a pen on her, and there's plenty of room on this airplane for a return message, even if her throw isn't quite as accurate or as good.]

YOU ATE THEM ALL AT ONCE?????? :O
whichcraft: high self-esteem is essential to a happy life (HELLA ♚ i'm the motherflippin')

[personal profile] whichcraft 2018-07-25 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, good, we're just yelling across the house like animals, then. Hooray!]

What are you sorry about? Cookies are made to be eaten!
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[personal profile] bittybat 2018-08-07 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mmmmmmmmmm. Shut up.

Jon gets a stealthy flower crown on the head. He pretty much stalked Jon through the Super & Co. house, then waited on the overhang of roof across the steps when Jon is ready to exit. He can drop it from above this way.

But he disappears back immediately where Jon can't see him, except Jon has great hearing, and it's easy to tell Damian's measured feet and steady breathing. The drop aim was too good also. It has to be Damian.]
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[personal profile] bittybat 2018-08-08 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHAT THE—

Honestly, Damian should have expected this when there was no retaliation immediately following his stealthy crowning. But he assumes Jon does know or Jon forgets? His had been a half joke—not in giving but in crafting. Red and blue and a little yellow. Super colors.

He’a not ready for the weight that crests the top of his head when he comes out, and he starts. He knows so quickly what it is, and he jerks around to look up. He’s received a few, but none this sneakily. He’s surprised to find Jon staring back at him.]
You.

What’s the meaning of this?
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[personal profile] bittybat 2018-08-09 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[The heck--DON'T LAUGH! Jon gets the grumpiest glare, even if it's not one in complete seriousness.]

I don't know what you're talking about. [Thank God he has the best poker face.] Flower crowns go to someone worthy. As if I would really give someone like you a flower crown...

[Speaking of, he takes his off so he can inspect it. GOD. There's so much stuff on here, and none of it has any rhyme or reason. Figures.]

Definitely not that one with those colors. Black and yellow or red, yellow, and green are the only colors appropriate for flower crowns.
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[personal profile] bittybat 2018-08-09 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Tt. [Okay, so the crown is............ cute, he guesses. It's been padded with an over-abundant amount of stuff, lacks planning and strategy, but it's is pretty fitting for Jon, he thinks. No outline or design, but made with a bunch of love.

Thanks, he hates it.

Which is why he lifts it back up and puts it on his head. One of the berries on the bunch hanging in his face gets plucked off. He doesn't eat it yet; instead, he peers up at Jon again.]


If anyone is worthy of this grotesque conglomerate of colors, it's you, Jon.
bittybat: ("what do you see in your future?")

[personal profile] bittybat 2018-08-11 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[The rudeness is only a back-assward way of complimenting Jon. Naturally. If it goes unnoticed, all the better for him because it just means he won't get called out on his bullshit! (Like caring.)]

Hilarious.

The point of working in the dark is not to be seen, you know. It's easy for you to work in visible, gaudy colors. [A bit of a smirk here. He likes yanking Jon's chain.] You can defy most laws of maiming and death.
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[personal profile] bittybat 2018-08-13 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Because the black on the outside helps conceal me in the shadows when I need it. [Really, it's probably a homage kind of thing--the yellow, at least--but it's fun teasing Jon.]

The yellow is reflective and lets the bad guys know I'm about to kick their ass when I land on top of them.
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a gift

[personal profile] batsuits 2018-09-30 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ For Jon, sometime in the past week he'll find --

One (x1) very detailed and lovely oil painting of Lois.

It's very pretty. And accurate.

Enjoy! ]
bittybat: <user name="probono"> (too many songs about love.)

forward dated a tad bc he'd need time to do it

[personal profile] bittybat 2018-11-06 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[When Jon gets back to the boathouse one of the days during about the second week of the month or so, Damian will be waiting. As usual. Not unlike Batman--or Robin, Jon may guess, since strangely Robin seems to do a lot of subterfuge, too.

Except maybe there's a lot of shadow and concealment; instead, Damian is sitting on Jon's bed with his back against the wall at the headboard and his legs stretched precariously out along one edge. On his lap, on his thighs, is something that looks like a folded shirt.

He has his arms crossed, as is typical, and his face is mildly inconvenienced... as is typical.]


It took you long enough.
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[personal profile] bittybat 2018-11-06 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Tt.

[Dipping his fingers under what's on his lap, he lifts it and throws his legs over the side of the bed so he can sit up, stand up. Now, it doesn't look quite so much like a shirt as... something a bit bigger, puffier.]

Here.

[Taking it by the shoulders, he opens it by letting it stiffly unfurl. The color scheme seems dull or bland, very medieval (minus the straps and belt), but the design on the arms and shoulders are kinda nice, at least. It's plain. Hm. Yeah, thanks.

Until Damian swivels his arms and turns the jacket around. The back, almost from shoulder to shoulder and down a bit below the shoulder blades, has been branded with a brilliant, familiar red and yellow emblem, the only color. The shielded S is stitched neatly by hand into the jacket material.]


Now when you're leading people to safety, they'll never forget who you are.
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[personal profile] bittybat 2018-11-06 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I could, but no, not this one. It would take a while to cure the hide for the leather. I found it excavating one of the old buildings in town a little while back.

[The jacket is lowered into his hands where he holds it around the sleeves and shoulders, emblem up.]

I thought about keeping it for myself. [It would have been a nice outfit. But alas, Friendship got in the way.] It wasn't in great shape, but I had to tailor it to your measurements, so a lot of the rougher pieces were cut away or patched.

I had to butcher the Robin outfit to get the material for the symbol. [He glances down at the shining emblem, running his thumbs over the stitching. There's a long pause as he looks it over. And then, softly:] ...It was worth it. [There's the faintest hints of a smile at the corner of his lips, and he glances back up.]

Are you going to take it, or just stand there like an idiot and gawk?
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[personal profile] bittybat 2018-11-06 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
No. [Most of what he says is always going to be eloquent, but sometimes, it takes a little bit for him to get the nerve to get it out. If it's softer, if it's sentimental. He may not remember his father, but there's a letter he still has, one he thinks he may have brought from home or been given as a reward, and it's sincere and earnest, and so much like this father. And he thinks about what it says a lot of the time now.] Thank you.

For... [HANG ON, dammit, it's hard having feelings.] What all I said before. [Nailed it.] For being my best friend even though we've been thrown into another God forsaken universe.

The courting was the stupidest thing, and I never want to be a part of it again, but... I'm aware you tried to cheer me up even if you won't admit it. I acknowledge your attempt.

Forget it. [Abort.] I'm thankful you're my friend, and I wanted to give you a gift that meant something. Hope, right? Your symbol.

Even if I don't have the uniform, I'll always be Robin, and no one here has to know who Robin is for me to do what needs to be done. But Superboy is different. People here are going to see it, they should see it. When they see it, they'll be inspired. That things are going to be okay.
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[personal profile] bittybat 2018-11-08 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm aware.

[He's quiet while Jon tries on the jacket, and he surveys his own work now that it's being worn by the right party. Not bad, but he's rather prideful in the things he does... therefore, biased.]

At least you won't freeze to death, and you don't look like a complete moron either. [The barest hints of a smirk find the edge of his lips. TEASING.

Then it softens slightly.]
It fits you. Can you move alright? The laces on the arms can be loosened or tightened.

Try not to destroy it before you've had it for a week.